I am a talking guitar.

Reblog if you’d care if I killed myself

danidollfacex:

paintedbreath:

i tried to scroll past this but that one reblog just might save somebodies life 

I tried to scroll too..

fuckyeah-nerdery:

cranzerries:

cranzerries:

I dream to someday run a companies twitter

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Can we just talk about Smart Car doing math on how much bird shit it would take to damage their cars?

(Source: whiteboyofficial)

thinkofbroadway:

lipstickmystic:

stop romanticizing mic dropping… damage to sound equipment is no joke

This is the most tech manager thing I’ve ever read

I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

mishasminions:

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial
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  • start a boy band:
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  • spot some choice booty:
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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:
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  • attend a metal show:
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  • listen to some sick jams:
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  • discover zombieism:
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  • sample some tasty snacks:
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  • watch someone get burned bad:
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  • find something you really like:
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  • find something you really, really like:
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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:
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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:
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THIS POST HAD ME AT SHAMPOO COMMERCIAL

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HERE IS MY PERSONALITY TYPE RESULTS:
ESTP personality types always have an impact on their immediate surroundings -...
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HERE IS MY PERSONALITY TYPE RESULTS:
ESTP personality types always have an impact on their immediate surroundings - the best way to spot them at a party is to look for the whirling eddy of people flitting about them as they move from group to group. Laughing and entertaining with a blunt and earthy humor, ESTP personalities love to be the center of attention. If an audience member is asked to come on stage, ESTPs volunteer - or volunteer a shy friend.


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ESTJs are representatives of tradition and order, utilizing their understanding of what is right, wrong and socially...
What personality does your Tumblr say you have? Find out your Personality Type

Find out your personality type! This is my result:
ESTJs are representatives of tradition and order, utilizing their understanding of what is right, wrong and socially acceptable to bring families and communities together. Embracing the values of honesty, dedication and dignity, people with the ESTJ personality type are valued for their clear advice and guidance, and they happily lead the way on difficult paths. Taking pride in bringing people together, ESTJs often take on roles as community organizers, working hard to bring everyone together in celebration of cherished local events, or in defense of the traditional values that hold families and communities together.

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ype? Here are my results:
ENTJs are natural-born leaders. People with this personality type embody the gifts of charisma...

Find your Personality Type based on your Tumblr blog! See what your blog says about you, try it now:

What’s your personality t

ype? Here are my results:
ENTJs are natural-born leaders. People with this personality type embody the gifts of charisma and confidence, and project authority in a way that draws crowds together behind a common goal. But unlike their Feeling (F) counterpart, ENTJs are characterized by an often ruthless level of rationality, using their drive, determination and sharp minds to achieve whatever end they’ve set for themselves. Perhaps it is best that they make up only three percent of the population, lest they overwhelm the more timid and sensitive personality types that make up much of the rest of the world - but we have ENTJs to thank for many of the businesses and institutions we take for granted every day.

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queenshulamit:

pluspluspangolin:

epicmeatbun:

viridian-sun:

bunfoot:

SAY IT WITH ME

  • the mitochondria are not “deep”
  • the mitochondria are not “quirky”
  • the mitochondria are the fucking powerhouse of the cell
  • STOP ROMANTICIZING MITOCHONDRIA

You can’t stop me

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P A S T E L  M E T A B O L I S M

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